I went to the gas station to get some gas..(duh) and my dog, not Moose but Marley..was in the front seat. The drivers side window was down and the attendant guy walks over and starts yapping with me in broken english. He's saying what a beautiful dog I have and I told him 'don't stick your hand in the car cuz he'll bite you'. Well, the guy goes on yapping away totally ignoring me becuase he probably doesn't understand me and says 'what a beautiful, nice dog you have' and again I say it a bit more sternly, 'don't put your hand in the car because my dog will bite you' and the guy says 'no no he's such a nice beautiful dog' and Marley looks so cute just sitting there looking at the guy with those 'i'm so innocent' eyes and the guy sticks his f*cking hand in the car like I told him not to and Marley bit him.
Orignal From: I know my dog and you don't! geeesh
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